Coming soon for sale: Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator! It sounds gross beyond measure, but I may have to pick up one or two to keep with the can of Buzz Cola I bought around the time of the Simpsons Movie. One must maintain one’s collection of fictional beverages. h/t: Steve Sailer
By the way, if you’ve never seen Idiocracy, you’re cheating yourself, and should be ashamed. I know I’m ashamed of you for you.
Please be aware that both the Brawndo ad and Idiocracy contain some strong language and are at least potentially not safe for work. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
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I prefer Slusho. You can’t drink just six!
Hours after you post, the Onion’s AV Club give us their own Brawndo article (but they have drank of the nectar!): http://www.avclub.com/content/blog/taste_test_brawndo_the_thirst