Seymour Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Seymour Skinner: Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers. Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams? Seymour Skinner: Yes, it’s a regional dialect. Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region? Seymour Skinner: Uhh … [...]
Archive for the ‘Food’ Category
Sweet Pea, Meet Sweet Potato(e)
Posted in Angus, Cooking, Food, Milestones, Photos, Sarah, Sweet Pea on May 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Pica Pru, I Chews You!
Posted in Bad Habits, Food, Sweet Pea on May 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
You know what else Pru likes? Chewing on things that aren’t food. Not just pacifiers, or her fingers, but books or the TV remote. Or the mail: Let’s just hope this doesn’t lead to a lifetime of eating soil. UPDATE: See also.
Weekend Update
Posted in Angus, Calvin, Catholicism, Cooking, Food, Photos, Religion, Sarah, Sweet Pea on April 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dwyeropolis digest: We picked up our tickets to the Papal Mass in Yankee Stadium and have been busy trying to discourage Pru from putting them in her mouth. We made a very tasty classic Texan dinner: chicken fried steak and Dr Pepper. We did the laundry (and temporarily lost Cal in the process). We cleaned the [...]
The Second Thanksgiving
Posted in Angus, Food, Holidays, Married Life, Pregnancy, Sarah, Sweet Pea on December 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The week before Sarah gave birth, in a fit of outrageous overconfidence (I’d call it hubris, were it not so blindingly obvious I’m in a comedy) we started accumulating the elements of a proper (if small) Thanksgiving meal. The idea was that I would make Sarah and I Thanksgiving dinner while she was resting/taking care [...]
EDD +5
Posted in Angus, Comedies, Food, Movies, Pregnancy, Sarah, Sweet Pea on November 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Sweet Pea is still hanging out in the womb, but on the plus side, she’s healthy. Her heartbeat’s nice and regular, she practicing breathing, she’s about 7 lbs 11 oz (give or take 30%). She doesn’t realize it yet, but she’s only got about 2 more days of freeloading before we start eviction proceedings. In [...]
I Can Die in Peace
Posted in Bad Habits, Food, Religion on November 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Not only is there such a product as Bacon Salt, but there’s a Bacon Salt Blog. I especially like how they recommend you nosh on some Creamy Bacon Salt Dip while preparing your Hannukah dinner.

