We’re now less than a week from Sarah’s estimated due date. Since some very large percentage of women deliver in the period from one week before the due date to one week after (and since many other women deliver prematurely), I feel comfortable declaring that, as a purely statistical matter, I’m already the father to [...]
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Statistically Speaking, I’m Already a Father
Posted in Pregnancy on November 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A ghost-less Halloween
Posted in Bad Habits, Pregnancy, Sarah on November 1, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Official count of trick-or-treaters last night: Zero*. The bright side: Enough leftover candy to keep us all on a solid sugar high well past Sweet Pea’s due date. *For comparison. Here were the two treat-expecting weirdos that spent last Halloween with the Dwyers:
This weekend’s celebrity sightings
Posted in Angus, Calvin, Catholicism, Movies, Pregnancy, Sarah on October 30, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Aaron Eckhart. (Well, Angus sighted. I was concentrating on keeping my huge 8 1/2 month pregnant self from falling on the slick sidewalk.) Calvin Coolidge, the Cat Matt. And, yes, the shirt was awesome. The minutes of the fanclub meeting were missing one crucial event, though. Matt travels with an entourage just like old Phil [...]
If You See One Ultrasonic Baby Movie This Year, Make It This One
Posted in Photos, Pregnancy, Sarah, Sweet Pea on September 22, 2007 | 1 Comment »
You know, Sarah and I make a big show of being antiquarian weirdos totally out of touch with the crazy, messed-up times in which we’re living, but the truth is, when push comes to shove, we’re actually weirdos who are largely in sync with these crazy, messed-up times.* Thus, like seemingly everybody else who’s going [...]

