Official count of trick-or-treaters last night: Zero*.
The bright side: Enough leftover candy to keep us all on a solid sugar high well past Sweet Pea’s due date.
*For comparison. Here were the two treat-expecting weirdos that spent last Halloween with the Dwyers:
Dwyeropolis 
Oh my Gosh, I love the Celtics and the Suns! So basically, I prttey much HATE the Lakers. Yeah, I only watched this video because you were wearing a Rondo Celtic shirt, but I promise, I was at your channel to watch some exercise videos. xD