Seymour Skinner: | Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. | |
Superintendent Chalmers: | I thought we were having steamed clams. | |
Seymour Skinner: | Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers. | |
Superintendent Chalmers: | You call hamburgers steamed hams? | |
Seymour Skinner: | Yes, it’s a regional dialect. | |
Superintendent Chalmers: | Uh-huh. What region? | |
Seymour Skinner: | Uhh … Upstate New York. | |
Superintendent Chalmers: | Really? Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘steamed hams.’ | |
Seymour Skinner: | Oh, not in Utica. No, it’s an Albany expression. | |
Superintendent Chalmers: | I see. |
Archive for the ‘Photos’ Category
Sweet Pea, Meet Sweet Potato(e)
Posted in Angus, Cooking, Food, Milestones, Photos, Sarah, Sweet Pea on May 30, 2008| 3 Comments »
Your Band-Aids Cannot Hold Me!
Posted in Photos, Sweet Pea on May 21, 2008| Leave a Comment »
Prudence had her 6-month check-up this morning.
Height: 27.0 inches (90th percentile)
Weight: 16 lb 14 oz (69th percentile)
Head circumference: 43.5 cm (78th percentile)
She was very cooperative in stretching out for her height measurement. She was not so pleased with the shot or body examination that followed. As you can see below, that passed fairly quickly.
Milestones! Get Your Milestones Here!
Posted in Milestones, Photos, Sweet Pea on May 8, 2008| 3 Comments »
Let’s see, what can Pru do now?
One thing is sit up on her own. She does eventually fall over (or, more often, slouch over) but she can keep her self up for long enough that I think we can add this to her official skill set.
Her manual dexterity is also developing nicely. She’s a grabbing fiend. Particular favorite targets include: Sarah’s hair, my beard, my chest hair, shirts, Petey, her mini-penguins, her pacifier (which she likes to waive around for a few minutes and then drop). And big-people food. She loves to grab at that. She took a fist-sized chunk out of the bun of a McDonalds Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich I was eating last week, which she proceeded to lick and suck on. We tried to explain that she’s not ready for refined and processed grains yet, but you know how kids are, they never listen.* She can also hold her bottle in place when she’s eating. She’s like a cartoon baby. She’s also working on petting the cat. Right now, it’s mostly just a species of grabbing (particularly his ears – he’s remarkably pacific about the whole business) but she seems to get the idea that she’s supposed to be running her open hand over his fur, and occasionally she can pull it off.
What else? Well, she babbles. Like it’s going out of style. And she looks like she’s starting to teethe.
*Note to Department of Children’s Services – we didn’t actually let her eat any of the bun.
They grow up so fast
Posted in Photos, Politics, Ron Paul, Sweet Pea, tagged Add new tag on April 28, 2008| 1 Comment »
Weekend Update
Posted in Angus, Calvin, Catholicism, Cooking, Food, Photos, Religion, Sarah, Sweet Pea on April 14, 2008| 2 Comments »
Dwyeropolis digest:
We picked up our tickets to the Papal Mass in Yankee Stadium and have been busy trying to discourage Pru from putting them in her mouth.
We made a very tasty classic Texan dinner: chicken fried steak and Dr Pepper.
We did the laundry (and temporarily lost Cal in the process).
We cleaned the oven; it passed Cal’s inspection.
We saw the kneelerthat will be used when the Holy Father (Be-ne-dict X-V-I/Be-ne-dict, he’s our guy!) visits our neighborhood.
Happy Easter from the Dwyers
Posted in Angus, Catholicism, cute outfits, Holidays, Photos, Religion, Sarah, Sweet Pea on March 23, 2008| 5 Comments »
Selected to show the new haircut promised here.
Pru wants to thank the Texas and New York Easter Bunnies for her Easter basket. Unfortunately for her, the recommended age for chocolate introduction is after 12 months. It’s OK, though, because Mom and Dad have her back.
More pictures from this morning after the break and at the Flikr site.
Confidential to our friend in Rome
Posted in Photos, Sarah, Sweet Pea, Uncategorized on March 13, 2008| 4 Comments »
If I were in Rome, I wouldn’t be checking out little baby blogs*. Pru, however, has a different message:
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This cowgirl is made in… New York City?!
Posted in Baby Gear, Photos, Sweet Pea on March 11, 2008| 1 Comment »
Wee-turn of the Wee-publican
Posted in Angus, Photos, Politics, Ron Paul, Sarah, Sweet Pea on February 5, 2008| 3 Comments »
Cover girl
Posted in Paternal Paranoia, Photos, Sweet Pea on January 16, 2008| 2 Comments »
Pru, in a continuation of the series Famous Poses of Great Figures in History (which Great Uncle Phil noted the start of in utero) has added Abraham Lincoln to her repertoire:
We’re just hoping she doesn’t learn to smirk while doing it, frankly.